yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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