they need to just BURY HIM!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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