in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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