Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
should my penis look like a turkey
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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