Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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