I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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