he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wish i was in the wii world.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize
