PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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