he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Randomize
