i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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