I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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