Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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