Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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