it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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