Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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