I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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