we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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