I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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