operation have a gay friend backfired
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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