im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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