Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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