you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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