I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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