But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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