Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
send nudes
from the living room?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
