Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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