So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
only if we run a train.
done.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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