I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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