I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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