I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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