i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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