dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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