It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
