One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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