If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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