I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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