Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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