It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
