And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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