he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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