her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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