I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
