I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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