i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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