what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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