Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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