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Whatcha textin bout Willis?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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