Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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