On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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