idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.