I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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