There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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