i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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