How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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