I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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