Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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