it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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