I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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